Pit: Hades! What are you doing here! Hades: Muahahahahaha! I'm gonna kill you! Take this! Palutena: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!??????? CENTURIONS! Centurion #1: Seize the giant evil monster god! Hraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Hades: You shall become a ring forever! Pit: NO! NOT IF YOU PETRIFY ME FIRST! Hades: OK then. I shall PETRIFY YOU! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA! Palutena: PIT! Hades: Pitty Pat sure is fine now! I'm going to take his soul and then feast on it! That's what I call a BUFFET!Palutena: I miss Pit. I'll have to behead Hades to rescue Pit before his soul gets served on the menu! To be continued................... Pandora: Welcome Palutena. Pit is in the hot spring in the foyer. I'll take care on the guard dog. ANGEL LAND NEWS! HERO ANGEL MISSING! WHERE IS PIT? WE NEED HELP! 5 HOURS LATER.... Thanatos: Why did the angel cross the road? To become roadkill! Ha! Why doesn't anyone get it? Hello? Hewdraw: That WAS NOT funny. Yea it was. NO WAY! WE TRIED THAT AND IT DIDN'T WORK AT ALL! AND WE WEREN'T ON A ROAD! Thanatos: Silence! Gaol: I confess, Hades. I was not a human at all. A woman made a suit of armor that looks like me. Let's watch some TV while we wait. NOW WELCOME BACK TO... ASK AUNTIE PANDORA HOUR!!!!! Children: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY! Ok ladies and gentlemen, why is the sky blue? Guy: Because of particles that come from the sun. Hades: This is way better than reality TV! Gaol: And better than romantic comedy. I brought buttered popcorn for you, Master. Dark Pit: I'm coming to save Pit! AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Palutena: Pittoo! Hades is watching a movie! WHO CARES ANYWAY? Dark Pit: Yeah. I don't have time for chitchat. I need to rescue Pit! Pit's petrified! I have an idea! If I touch him, he'll come back to life! 2 minutes later... Dark Pit: I'll touch Pit while you watch me. Pit: Huh? What happened? I'm alive! I'M ALIVE! Palutena: Pit! You're back! Pit: Let's fly back home and have some dinner! Pittoo! Will you come with us? Dark Pit: Sure. That's the end of the story!